Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? - Christy Leigh Stewart
Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race - Christy Leigh Stewart
Even Azathoth is bored of this tune. - Christy Leigh Stewart
I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside. - Christy Leigh Stewart
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. - Christy Leigh Stewart
I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation. - Christy Leigh Stewart
Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth. - Christy Leigh Stewart
A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious. - Christy Leigh Stewart
He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself. - Christy Leigh Stewart
The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you’re wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no. - Christy Leigh Stewart
I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs. - Christy Leigh Stewart
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted. - Christy Leigh Stewart
My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair. - Christy Leigh Stewart